Four lessons. Zero refunds. The whole point is teaching dummies how to actually hold.
Buy $FARMER. Toss it in your wallet. Walk away. The barn does the rest.
Hodlology 101 — the hardest module. If your finger hovers over SELL, go feed the chickens.
Top farmers get airdropped 6.9420 $FARMER per day, vested from 0.69420% of supply per farmer.
Diamond overalls earned. Yacht keys delivered. Class dismissed, partner.
Each farmer gets 0.69420% of supply — but the catch: it's a vested airdrop of just 6.9420 $FARMER a day. The idea? Teach them the art of holding.
▸ THE GOAL ISN'T TO FARM FAST. IT'S TO TEACH FARMERS HOW TO HOLD.